This has been an extremely helpful thread for me, thanks again to everyone who posted! I know I got some tremendously valuable info here and I hope other visually challenged folks on this site did too. I found a number of interesting lasik post-op stories during my research, just thought I would share one in particular that “caught my eye.”
A Most Intriguing LASIK Story:
An acquaintance of mine had LASIK performed a few months ago. The day after the surgery his eyes felt ok and he decided to go for a walk around the neighborhood. He had strolled a few blocks up the street from his house when suddenly a violent, rogue gust of wind caught him in the left eye just so and the corneal flap was lifted completely out of his eye and fell down onto the sidewalk.
In shock, he used his still functioning right eye to spot the flap, which he could barely make out on the sidewalk just ahead. But before he could reach down to pick up the lost flap a kid on a bike whizzed by and the flap was gone, apparently stuck to the bike tire! He yelled desperately at the kid to STOP, which thankfully he did only 15-20 feet down the sidewalk.
Unfortunately, there was a significant amount of goose poop on this particular stretch of sidewalk and the flap was not to be found on the bike tire, so it must have gotten mired in the goose poop! He started mucking around in the goose poop to find the flap when a neighbor appeared walking his golden retriever, and sure enough the dog promptly started to eat the goose poop!
It stops right there… a jovial piece of fiction written by a sick-minded eye doc somewhere! Anyone still wearing contacts (like me) can hopefully appreciate this tale also.
