Sunday

[BSMITH]

U able bodied people might want to keep an eye on Duluth.

[Geo]

B. you not able bodied at the moment?!

[Professor Robae']

Mr. Smith,

I expect you above all others to compensate. If need be, just amputate.

Your friend and adviser,

the Prof.

[BSMITH]

Yup. I broke my ankle and foot in three places skateboarding. They call me Tony at work now.

Let's see. Kite kneeboarding? Kite Kayak? I can't even put weight on this thing for weeks. I'm screwed till fall.

... I'm going to come out and run you bastards down in my boat!

[JRN]

ROFL @ THE HUMOR NOT THE HURT! Maybe this will give you enough time to catch up on my number of posts. BTW:You should become an expert at the one legged segment of the cop's sobriety test. In the meantime, you can excercise by entering ass kicking contests.

[Alfredo]

OK people, what about WIND? and WHERE.

[Geo]

B ( or t hawk, rather)...very sad. It will not be as fun going out and doing stupid $htiuff w every one else getting a leg up on you?

[Prof Marc]

Coincidentally, I broke my foot skateboarding too, right at the start of kiting season back in 2010. Fractured three metatarsals, one completely displaced. Friends and coworkers politely suggested that kiteboarding might not be an "age-appropriate" activity for me.

[Chris Lock]

I think Tony Smith has that one beat. Cmon man, lets see the gnarly pics.

[Chris Lock]

Any ambition to rediscover skateboarding as a midlife crisis sport has effectively been crushed.